charlottedsweb:

ewelock:

itmightpossiblybetimeformiracles:

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

*HYPERVENTILATING*

SCREAMING

ITS HERE

After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

/WILHELM SCREAM/

❝You gave me good advice. Advice that I could pass on. Not advice that I can repeat. (laughs) But what you did say was that I’d have the most fun ever. And you know what? You were right.

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

bored-im:

The good guys dress in black, remember that

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

her-ladyships-soap:

for the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all…

jesus-was-a-gay-hipster:

perlockholmes:

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

oh my fucking god

mother fuckING EXPLAIN TOME THIS THING